31 August 2007
they pee in my garage
29 August 2007
waste fraud and abuse
28 August 2007
word of the day: sausage wallet
today i was supposed to get a call from the plumber telling me he was at the house. the pipes in the master bath seem to be having problems. they are making bad noises and producing air bubbles. when the shower is running air bubbles appear in the toilet. likewsie for the sink. The good nes that goes with this is that i decided to shower in the hall bath. i don't know why i would ever not shower there. it i some GREAT water pressure! hopefully they wil call tomorrow.
right now i've got to admit my guilty pleasure: the girls next door. it is on rght now, and i love to hear these girls talk. they are so funny. their lifes are so unreal that i actually enjoy it. this episode involved the renaissance fair. we learned something new; the elizabethan word for ho is sausage-wallet!
daisy dogg had another incident htis morning. she was out in the front yard. the bad doggs were out. the black and tan one started plaing with her. he is still a bit of a puppy too, and all he des is bark. i think they became friends this morning. then his sister the tan dog ame over and bit daisy for no reason. then the little black and white one started running circles, barking, growling, and nipping. of course, daisy didn't want to walk into the house since she doesn't know what to do when the gang up on her. i ned to get up on this whole fence thing. the good news is that this evening when we got home from our walk they all came up as usual. the black and white one started being all bad ass again, and black and tan actually started barking and chasing him away. i think we are making progress
not to much else to report. i just need to get the kitchen clean so i can get some sleep. this weekend i need to us the extra day to get some work done around the house.
Murder at Union Station

24 August 2007
where's the beef?
23 August 2007
yay!!!
double yay!!!
22 August 2007
billy bob, dancing king on the tellureen
in the spirit of birthdays, i devote this post to my dad, bill. yesterday was his birthday ( i am behind on my blogging). he is starting to put on the years, as this was the big 5-5. obviously he is too young to have a daughter as old as me. my dad is a life long illinoisan. with the exception of a couple of years in college he has lived his entire life in the chicago suburbs. he actually grew up in oak park, just up the street from one of the frank lloyd wright homes. i am very proud of my dad. for financial reasons he was unable to complete college. when i look at how far he has come in life and everything he has accomplished despite this setback, it amazes me. how far he has progressed in life has always been an example of what you can get if you are willing to work for it. now-a-days dad works for a bank in downtown chicago. i think it is chase manhattan, although i might be wrong. the way these banks are constantly buying one another out, i never really know who he works for. likewise, i never really know what he does. what i can tell you is that they ahve been filming the new batman movie accross the street from his offfice. as a result, he brought in a big blowup batman to put in their window. and people wonder how i turned out to be such a dork????
you ask, why is your dad a dancing king? he LOVES to dance. he is the best wedding date ever.
he is out there dancing every dance that a middle aged man should be dancing (he avoids the hip hop for some reason). But, he is can get out there and swing with the divorcees or he can polka away the night with his daughters. In fact, in his slightly younger years i even remember seeing him go do the russian dance wehre you jump up in the air and do the splits.
despite being a hard worker, and a crazy dancer, my dad knows how to have fun. or, at least he knows how to be a smart-ass (once again, we wonder where i get that from?). one time we were eating dinner as a family. i must have been somewhere around 5th grade. my mom was lecturing one, or all, of us kids on table manners. as usual, someone had been playing with their food. about the same time that she finished her verbal whipping with the wet noodle dad decided to get some seconds. he took two slices of cucumbers. he then proceded to eat the middle, seeded parts and put the outsides over his eyes like a set of glasses. what a dork! how my mom didn't kill him that night, i'm not sure. :-)
on that note, i say happy belated birthday billy boy.
even rock stars get fat!
no. 3title: size 14 isn't fat either
author: meg cabot
add another book to the list. i read this one this weekend. it was actually a re-read. i was looking for something lightweight and easy to read while procrastinating getting ready for the real world again. on a quality scale it was probably albout a 2 out of 5 since it is total chit lit fluff. however, on the chic lit scale it is a 4.5!
i need to state, i would not have bought this book. the title aloen would have made me ill. i'm tired of chic lit about "fat girls" that is unrealistic and provides unrealistic expectations for women today. the lives that these fat girls lead are absolutely unrealistic, and most of them aren't actaully fat. i like to escape into a good book to get away from reality, but these books are so far from my reality that i can't read them. plus, these books actually make me feel worse about myself (who thought i could actually feel worse...) however, my mom gave me a pile of books and the book before this was in the pile. i wound up reading it and really enjoying it.
the author, meg cabot, is actually the authoer of the princess diaries series for little girls (and adults like me). really, who doesn't like the concept of an average girl finding out she is actually a princess and having to change her lifestyle to fit in with what is expected. this book was about heather wells, a washed up pop princess. she is a fictitious tiffany or debbie gibson - the girl who played innocetn (pre brittney) bubble gum pop in the malls. then her mom stole her money and took off for south america, leaving her to fend for herself. fast forward to her late 20's, and heather has broken up with her justin timerlake-like boyfriend and is trying to lead a real life. she works as a residence hall assistant in a small new york city college. unfortunately she has a knack of getting herself into trouble, in the manner of dead bodies in the dorm. in this book the head cheerleader's head is found sitting in the ktchen one morning and heather works her way through the clues to find the killer. in the middle of all of htis her dad is released from prison and comes to live with her and her ex-fiancee is in the middle of marrying the up and commying dirty brittney spears-esque singer who broke him and heather up. of course, heather lives with her ex-fiancee's brother to make things a little spicier. i enjoyed this book immensely. if you like a cheesy mystery story with a small amount of chic lit thrown in, i highly reccomend it!
21 August 2007
back in the saddle again
my office is officially a disaster zone. how do i have so much stuff and where did it come from? i swear i cleaned it before leaving. i guess my stuff multiplied, and then the summer students left a bunch of stuff in the office when they returned to school. it is slowly getting back to normal. unfortunately (or fortunately) i already have work on my desk to do. that being said... time to get back to the grind. i guess it is good to be back. a week from now i will be behind and i immagine that two to three weeks from now i'll be traveling again.
lost and found

no. 2
title: Lost and found
author: carolyn parkhurst
this was another new novel for me. it ranked approximately 3.5 stars, maybe 4.
a short synopsis of the plot: the book focuses on the stars of a “reality” tv shown called lost and found. i don’t watch reality tv much, but the show is a sort of amazing race-ish show. the teams are made up pairs of people. the teams are competng for big money, and they are traveling around the world doing puzzles and doing “daring” stunts. the main characters are a mother (laura) and her 18 year old daughter (cassie). laura wanted to be on the show as an opportunity to try to regain the lost bond with cassie. cassie had a baby a few months back, and her mom never even noticed!!!! other teams include a set of middle-aged recently divorced brothers, a married couple who are both in “recovery” from alternative lifestyles, ex- high school sweethearts looking to re-try their relationship, and two former child stars. each person on the show has their reasons for being on the show. as the novel progresses the teams go through a series of ordeals from which we see the individuals grow.
i really liked this book. it spoke to me. it was well written, and the characters were interesting. plus, i liked the way it portrayed the dreaded reality tv. plus, it asks you, what do you think you are looking for - and when you findi t will you really be happy?
16 August 2007
angry dog
paint me baby one more time

here is a close up of the awesome paint job done by the a's. it was taken after i taped for this paint job. as you can see, they were obviously down with the whole taping/painting carefully thing. in terms of the cabinets, it is slow going. i got one of the doors off. i am the master of engineering to get it off. now i have to sand down the door and the cupboard because of all of the dried up old paint. i'm so doing this the right way instead of the quick way. it is a challenge, but a challenge i will have to overcome for the bathrooms eventually.
15 August 2007
trashy, of the white variety
14 August 2007
hot time summer in the city
so happy to be here
OK. here is some crazy good news. my advisor was just "reminded" that he needed to give me a grade for my independent study. he gave me an a. because i hold myself to extremely high standards i felt like i could have done so much more than i did. apparently, he didn't. i'm cool with that though. so, party party at sarah's house now!
things that make you go huh?
weird, huh?
13 August 2007
vacation... all i ever wanted
this morning i had to go over to jackson for yet another doctor's appointment. this is the last official appointment for this vacation. thank goodness, as i was starting to tire of commuting to and from the doctor's office. unfortunately tonight i have to go over AGAIN tonight to go to a "how to eat class". i have a bad feeling it will be as "useful" as the last one. i'm not really big on this whole diabetic thing.
today's thanks go out to stephen for offering to send his brother over to mow my lawn for a moderate fee. it was a nice effort, just way to late buddy. if i'm lucky one day i'll be like him and i'll find random neighbors who like me for no reason and just offer to come by and mow my lawn. until then it is pay or play.
10 August 2007
no longer a girl... not yet a woman
act your age not your iq
haley brought her puppy wrigley over to check out the house and to meet a new friend. in case you can't tell, haley's husband is a huge cubs fan. wrigley likes to ride in the car just as much as daisy - so it was a fun treat for her! wrigley is 7 months old and she is an adoreable little dog, a cairne terrier i believe. she weighs a whole 10 lbs, so it was funny to watch the two dogs. daisy may be 13 months but she acted like a 3 month old puppy the whole time. the two of them just ran around the house and chased one another around like they were best friends who had been seperated at birth. it was so cute. we will have to let them play more, especially once i get a fence up in th back. until then they will have to run around and skid on the floors indoors.
09 August 2007
perusing the pages… 50 in 52
someone gave me the idea of blogging the books i read. if you read one of my previous posts, you know i love books – they make great friends. so, the goal was to read and blog 50 books in a years time. i’m starting this today. hopefully i’ll come across one or two good ones that you might enjoy too. i’ve probably got a lot of travel coming up for work, which should give me ample opportunity to do 50 in 52.
no. 1
title: me and mr. darcy,
author: alexandra potter

i picked up this book thinking it sounded cute. like many girly bibliophiles, i love jane austen. i knew it was probably chick lit, but it sounded cute.
the book was ok. i would probably give it a 2.5, maybe a 3. the premise sounded great – main character, emily, is a bookstore manager with really bad luck dating recently. she gives up on love because she realizes no guy is as great as mr darcy. (note: i think we’ve all had at least one moment such as this – it may not be mr darcy, but there is always some person from the media or some character from a book/tv/movie who gets put on a pedestal and makes other seem unworthy.) rather than going on a drunken girls week in mexico emily decides to go on a jane austen tour in england. the story is set up to parallel jane’s own pride and prejudice. the flaw is that it doesn’t do a great job paralleling and the character development is slightly lacking. however, since it is a pride and prejudice parallel, it is a fun read – just not as fun as bridget jones’s diary.
it was fun, lightweight book. i didn’t have any great revalations while reading it. i did like the final point the author made – mr darcy might seem like a great date, but in the end, he isn’t real. we all need to come back to earth and find someone who we can love in spite of their flaws, which may even be what endear them to us.
we’re having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave

Back in the M-I-S-S…
we are back in ms. i’ve finished the school stuff J yay! it is definitely interesting being here. i may have felt like i wasn’t doing as much work as i wanted during the summer semester, but now that i’m not working for the next two weeks i realize that i actually WAS working a fair amount. i imagine that after my two weeks of cleaning and painting are done i’ll be ready to get back to work.
i’ve officially joined the world of homeownership – i finally bought a lawnmower. i’m waiting for early tomorrow morning to give it a try. there is absolutely NO reason to do it in the middle of this nasty heat. considering how bad it looks I can’t wait to get my lawn mowed
also an update on the stove. the repair man came out yesterday. he attempted to fix it with some parts he had. that didn’t work. so he had to order parts. we’ll be another 9 days before it comes in, and then it will be another couple of days before they can come out here. good thing i don’t need to bake any cakes.
where’s the venison?

remember when i got hit by a deer last winter? well, it is 8 months later and i nearly got hit again. this morning at 10 am i was driving into town and a deer bounded across the road about 100 feet ahead of me. luckily, i didn’t get hit. since i now live in the money pit i don’t see a new car in my future.


